the *idea* of tattoos. Whenever he sees a guy with a sick-ass sweet sleeve, he thinks, "Dude, he's a badass!" But there's a razor-thin line between badass and dumbass.
Tattoo Guidelines
- Don't ever get your girl's name tattooed ANYWHERE on your body
- Don't tattoo your face
- Don't tattoo your neck
- Don't tattoo your hands
- No lower back tats ('tramp stamp')
- Don't get your frat letters
- Don't get portraits of your kids
- Don't go with what's trendy and popular
- Don't get anything on your body that you won't be proud to show grandma
- Don't be impulsive!
- Don't go to the tattoo parlor under the influence of anything including love
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